HOA SEN

Super stoked to be doing this vegan blog shit again. Shout out to my ex vegan partner Fatty McFatty over at unhealthyvegans.blogspot.com/
 So this is my first review and I'm going to take my time. This place is right next to the skate shop near my mom's house in Garden Grove. It's a Vietnamese place owned by a balding dad with a very hot 16 year old daughter. He kept giving me the stink eye cause I'm pretty sure he knows I was pr3vin on her. Fuck it.
I rolled up alone in my 75 Blazer with my 400 V8. I could have easily walked from my moms house or rode a bike, but since I was eating healthy earth conscious vegan food I assumed it would balance out my carbon foot print. Yin and Yang folks. So I ordered the Chao Doi which is the Special Sausage Congee. Congee is a rice porridge that poor Asian folks eat. This has a delicious mucous/semen consistency, with little shredded tofu strips, snausage, cilantree and bean sprowtz. I threw in the jalapeno slices cause I ain't a bitch and I tried squeezing the lime in but it flew out of my butterfingers like an embarrassing douche-child. The food was not undelicious, hahaha. It actually had a nice porridge consistency but I did burn my tongue. As you will notice I burn my tongue every time I eat soup so yuk it up fuckers. I thought the snausage was gonna be Tofurkey but it wasn't. I imagine it is some really sketchy Asian snausage with egg in it, but i take the benefit of the doubt as the menu stated everything was vegan.
I also ordered the Banh Hoi Thit Nuong which is grilled meat with Vietnamese rice cakes. This shit was awesome. Little baby crepes stuffed with more delicious wheated meat that you wrap romaine lettuce and mint around. Dipped this shit in the sawse that they gave me and it was on. Wasted a whole bag of flosspicks trying to get the wheatmeat out of my teeth.
All and all I give it 4 out of 5 plunges on the toilet rating system. Please support the vegan community and crap your pants at Hoa Sen 12180 Brookhurst St. Garden Grove, CA 92840.