Orange Grapefruit Juice

Since I caught the Bean Flu/Yellow Fever from the Garden Grove Social Services office on Tuesday I have been lying in bed at my mothers house. In between pounding off and checking my Okcupid account I decided to make some Orange/Grapefruit juice. My mom has these citrus trees that just sit here. She does nothing with the fruit just lets them fall and stain the concrete. So I decided to use some of the abundance of my free time to make a crap ton of juice. Shes got oranges in the front and Grapefruit in the back. The grapefruit are literally the size of soccerballs right now. So I grabbed a bunch and washed them off. My mom has an awesome black and decker electric drilldo, I mean juicer. I spent over an hour cutting and juicing about 60 pounds of fruit. Half of the juice went straight in the freezer, the other half I have been reverse barfing for the past 2 days. I was looking online for things to do with spent orange/grapefruit peels but all I found was using them to prevent ants and bugs from invading. Also cats hate it, so I guess if your cat likes peeing on the couch shred some orange zest all over the thing so your cat can pee on the bathmat instead. Of course all bloggers make blogs because they are full of themselves so here is a video I shot of my moms yard and the juice I made from her fruit. That last half of that sentence sounds pretty Freudian. Enjoy.