Asian Boygirl Potstickers

So I'm not entirely homeless. I do have a studio work space that I share with my good friend Allie and this creepy dude Ken. It has a kitchen area but no stove. My grandfather has a lot of free time since he is retired so he tends to buy a lot of crap off of infomercials. I'm guessing George Foreman's lazy ass forgot to renew his patent because last year for Christmas my grandpa got me a knock-off Foreman Grill. This is the first time I have used it.

I decided to cook these Trader Joe's Vegetable Potstickers. I usually cook these by throwing them in the microwave for a minute then frying the living crap out of them. This time I dropped them in the Foreman Grill and let it do its magic.

When you turn this grill on it smells like a clothing iron mixed with the bathroom at Home Depot. I don't know what its deal is but it is stinking up the entire place. Allie is gonna come back later and be like. "Why does this place smell like you been fucking a homeless grandma?"

I put some sesame seed oil in the grill before I dropped the potstickers in. After about 10 min in this thing they were done. To my beaner surprise the grill cooked them evenly. Cleanup was easy, just swabbed it down with a paper towel.

I plated them on my expensive china and poured soy sauce all over them. This little Asian treat came out dericiuos. And if you expect soy sauce to not soak 100% into your paper plate you are dead wrong my friends.

4/5 Plunges on the Toilet Scale.