Kabob Master

This place is in some crappy food court next to USC. Morgan wanted to go eat falafels for lunch, I ate falafels the night before so I figured, two falafel sessions in less than 12 hours, what's the worst that could happen?

The ladies working at this place are awesome. They are super pumped to be working at a falafel shanty in a busted up food court in one of the crappiest parts of town. I want what they are on.

Both Morgan and I ordered the falafel wrap. I payed with my debit card half expecting to get my info stolen. I don't trust anyone after my credit card got stolen last year. So if my shit gets stolen again I know it was you crazy falafel broads!

Each falafel wrap was $5.50. Totally worth it. They put so much crap in this wrap the pita barely closes. Imagine putting a black man's penis into the grasp of an infant. The infant's hand is the pita bread and the black man's penis is the falafel, lettuce, tomato and tabouleh, the tahini is his jizz.

Make sure you order a water cup so the ladies working there will hand you an 8 ounce dixie cup and give you the third degree for asking for a refill.

3/5 Plunges.