Thursday, February 17, 2011

Man Oh Man

So last night I made that burger around 7 pm. I went to be around midnight with the biggest headache and stomach ache. This morning at 6 am I awake to the hugest gutquake EVER.

Pooping is one of the biggest mysteries of life. It's kind of like a bitchy girlfriend that you stay together for cause the sex is so good. This specific turd made me cry, in the goodhurt kind of way. I knew what I was getting into last night, but didn't think it would be this bad. I should probably lay off the wheat meats for a few days and clear my innards with some salad, but I won't.

Before and after photos.


2 comments:

  1. bahahah holy shit! Did you clog the toilet again?

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  2. You weigh 37.3 lbs more than me post secretion!

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