Native Foodz Culver Shitty

Super fast update before I go camping for the weekend. Went to the new Native Foods where the old vegan/micromachinebiotic place used to be. Wise decision for that place to go out of business cause Native Foods is the shizz-night. I shared the Soul Bowl and a Meatball Pizza with some hot babe.

The pizza was fucking amazing. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought of putting a fucking meatball on a pizza, but the innovators at Native Foods are obviously on the cutting edge of the avant-garde vegan culinary junk food movement.

The Soul Bowl on the other hand was not good. Too bland. Really all it needed was salt, but some places are averse to putting salt in their meals cause they don't want the geriatric croaking dead of a fart attack. Fuck old people, seriously they can fucking die for all I care. They fucking drive slow, take forever in line at the grocery store and THEY STINK!

Sorry bout that, Native Foods gets 4/5 plunges.