Teh Vehicular Problemz

So my truck is running like dog balls and I have to ride my bike everywhere. I been eating fast food burritos for the past 3 days cause I'm waiting for my 401k check to be mailed to me. I retired early my friends and cashing out before America runs out of money. Here is a picture of me drinking a black tea lemonade from $tarbuxxx where I use the internet.