Monday, February 28, 2011

Zatarains Salt Mine Pt. 2

I had 160 bux on my EBT card still and it's almost the end of the month so I decided to go grocery shopping again.


Zatarains is still on sale for a dollar a box so I bought more of that crap. My plans are always to gussy it up with a bunch of crap. This time I'm adding kale, a can of green beans, fake snausage, fake chicken, mushrooms, onions and this awesome shit in a can called MEXICORN. I almost peed myself when I saw this at the market.

Back in high school my friend Frank and I used to listen to the Germs with our Mexican friend Mike. We changed the lyrics to the song Lexicon Devil to Mexicorn Devil to piss Mike off. We would sing it every time he walked into the room. Come to find out over ten years later that a product called Mexicorn actually exists. My mind is fucking blown. So I bought a can of this crap just to throw it in the mix.


First boil some water and throw the kale in there. Let it steam for about 30 min. Then throw in the Zatarains. Let it cook for 25 minutes.


After it's done drain the extra liquid. Add the Mexicorn and the green beans. Be sure to not own a can opener and open this shit with your pocket knife.



Now cook the mushrooms, chicken and snausage. Throw it in. Mix it all together and eat it faster than Mothra queefs.





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