Bun is Trader Joe's crap that makes your mouth super tired of chewing after about 4 bites. The burger is Morningstar cat pee patty. I don't know if you noticed but these veggie burgers smell totally like cat pee. I put the burger on the grill for 5 min and put some lemon juice on the top to prevent it from crusting up into a dry dog biscuit. After 5 min I flip it and add daiya cheese to the top and put the bread on the top grill to toast. 5 min and shits done.
Put some vag-anaise and mustard on the bun, add some salt to the avacadie for TASTE, add lettuce and pickles. Be like Obi-Wan and use The Force to cram this monstrosity down your bonghole. Make sure your moms dogs are watching and salivating. Make mmmmmmmmm, baahhhhhhhhh, brbrrbrbrbrbrbrbr noises when you eat it to piss them off even more. Give them NONE.
MMmm salty avacadie... rip salt
ReplyDeleteone day when you get your act together you can have it again
ReplyDeleteFor now i'll just watch and salivate like your moms dogs
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