Thursday, March 3, 2011

Mother's Market Cuntington Beach

Mother's is pretty awesome, they have an endless supply of vegan junk food madness. There is enough wheat meat in this place to kill a whale. The grocery section takes EBT but the cafe does not (obviously).

I ordered the tofu scramble. One gets the choice of 3 items to put in the scramble. I chose mushrooms, avocado and DIEya mozzarella. Smart decision because when I got my food it was COVERED in cheese. Not just like a little cheese here and there, this thing was a bukkake party of tapioca and arrowroot deliciousness. I got the side of potatoes. The potatoes will be the piece of gum that is the dam holding back my shitlake.

Daiya gives me the worst doo doo ever, something about it, I don't know what. I'm fake lactose intolerant. The meal also came with toast, I chose sourdough and they use Earth Balance margarine which is a good move.

Vanessa got the Gluten Free pancakes with blueberries and a side of potatoes. They were pretty dense, like you could use them on a chop saw to cut through steel pipe. The flavor was dead on but the consistency was not to my liking.

The girl got water to drink and I ordered a tall glass of pee.

3/5 Plunges













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