Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sausage Bacon Egg and Cheese McDestruction

Okay, what the hell did I just do? I think I made quite possibly the most amazing breakfast sandwich in the history of food. I mean think about, millions of years humans have been eating breakfast. Imagine how shitty breakfast must have been if you were a caveman. You would eat like rat bones and dinosaur skin beef jerky. Now flash to the present. You are in Orange County, cooking in your mom's kitchen, getting bitched at cause the plates are not stacked properly. You have millions of years of human evolution, the onset of American fast food of the 50's, the largest fast food franchise EVER as your inspiration and super expensive vegan fake meats at your disposal. What do you make?

Sausage Bacon Egg and Cheese McMuffin. Here it is in all its glory. Also throw some soyrizo and potatoes on the side for extra carbage. Be sure after you reverse barf this thing that you go to the can and regular barf it cause it has enough grease to lube the rails on Space Mountain. I love Orange County!




Potato smegma from microwaving them.















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