Monday, March 21, 2011

South by South-butthole Trip

Crazy hectic road trip to Austin last week. I'll go through the images chronologically.


The Coachlight Inn Las Cruces NM.





Fuel-up in TX.

Brittnay Constance residence.

Jackalope Bar


EXTREME PITA from Extreme Pita in downtown Austin. This pita was indeed extreme. I ordered the large and it weighed in at about 2 lbs. I had to reverse barf it hella fast so I could get on the bus. 3/5 Plunges


Hipster Party Bus

This was the LAST bus ride back from downtown to Hyde Park where I was staying. I had to fight my way into it. I got a seat near the back and everyone was really drunk singing Seal's "Kiss by a Rose" super loud and offkey. A few stops before my exit this girl regular barfed all over the ground next to the door. I can honestly say it was the best public transportation experience of my life.

Julie Pepin at the Shangri La bar looking gorgeous as always.


Vegan Yacht


So I was not too impressed with the Vegan Yacht. The were serving only one thing in 3 different forms: The Frito Pie. One could order this as a burrito, a pie or without Fritos as a "healthy" option. I probably would have ordered the Frito pie anyway even if they were serving the full menu cause I'm really into eating garbage based foods. This Frito Pie was lacking the one thing that makes food taste good: FLAVOR. It had tempeh chili and Fritos in it. The chili was lackluster and the Fritos just made it taste super greasy. I'm sure I will get an email from them complaining about how I complained about them, but I'll give them my advice. Please throw some SALT in your food, it enhances FLAVOR and makes things taste better.


Gina eating some random hotdog




This is what we ordered from Veggie Heaven







Veggie Heaven is your standard Chinese vegan junk food. I'm such a sucker for this type of food so this review may be biased. Food is super salty and flavorful, perfect for the hungover on-the-run vegan alcoholic. The girls liked their food too. 4/5 Plunges

THE VEGAN BUTTHOLE EXPLOSION


2 comments:

  1. You missed out in the Spicy Soybean Tofu and Protein 2000 at Veggie Heaven. I used to get thermoses of those explosions to take back home with me.

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  2. dude I HAD to take the boat to nugget island. I have NO REGRETS!

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