Monday, March 7, 2011

Zephyr

Sorry this was supposed to be posted last week but I got Lazy about it.

After watching The Shrine play an awesome set at Que Sera, I went back to my buddy Ryan's place in Long Beach, drank some Natty Lite, reverse barfed some Tofurkey Pizza and passed the fuck out. Next morning I wake up to his shitty little dog wiping his ass across the couch cushion. My buddy Ryan was at work already detailing cars. If you are in Long Beach and need your car detailed call Belmont Auto Detail and this fucker will detail the shit out of your G-ride.

So back to my morning. Ryan just got back from a job and it just turned 11 o'clock. We drove to Zephyr down the street to reverse barf some hangover food. I got the Grilled Tofu Burger and Ryan got the Works Burger. We both got a side of soup.

The soup was amazing. I wanted to just eat 4 gallons of this soup instead of my burger, but I already ordered it so I just ate the one bowl. The soup was tomato, quinoa and vegetable soup. It, of course, was not salty enough so I added about two key bumps of salt to spice it up. After that it was perfect.

I took a bite of my burger, it was so good I ran outside and punched the first homeless person I saw. The tofu is grilled with Barbecue sawSe and has a burnt charcoal texture. I took the onions off 'cause I didn't want to have stank breath later on for the ladies. I got it on a Ciabata bun, it was square shaped, the tofu was square shaped, it was like eating a Sol Lewitt. I didn't try any of Ryan's burger but it looked delicious with all the avacadie and shrromz dropping out of it.

For the first time Zephyr didn't take a fucking hour to get our meal out to us, we were fed in about 10 minutes time. I think this occurred because we were the first people through the door this morning. Oh and every person working here is a total babe, especially the menses. Next time I'm in Long Beach I'll be sure to eat some more burgers and pr3v hard over at Zephyr.

4/5 Plunges.

No comments:

Post a Comment