Saturday, April 30, 2011

Aunt Marci's Apple Tree

So my aunt has an apple tree in her back yard. She also has grapes and kale and yams and other crap she grows. The apple tree has a bird feeder in it. The squirrels steal all the seeds out of it and live fat. There are no apples on the tree right now but she does have buckets of apple chips that are sitting around the house. I noticed I don't enjoy sweet snax unless I'm crazy high. So I been blazing with the old man and munching down on these things.

Like most people I'm sure you have apples sitting in the back of your fridge, getting old and mushy. Take them out now and dehydrate them. Core them, slice them into rings and pour some lemon juice on them. Then let them sit out on the porch for 3 days. If you want to speed up the process, put them in the oven and put the oven on as low as possible. Leave the door to the oven open. Cook them for a few hours. Add this shit to some nuts and make a fucking trail mix. Be creative.








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