Aunt Marci's Homemade Wine

My aunt makes wine. She grows her own grapes in the back yard and fucking mashes the shit out of them and makes some wine. Sometimes the wine is good, sometimes it's gross, but either way it will get you WASTED. Last year she didn't make wine 'cause my grandma died and the grapes just didn't grow that year.

She has a basement full of old wine, some from decades ago. I drank some of her dandelion wine the other day, it tasted like a really sweet sake mixed with yellow flavor Listerine. It got me buzzed. Back in LA I used to make cider, I haven't in a while because I been homeless. When I get back I'm gonna make some cider using food stamps to buy the apple juice. Way to bypass the system, go me!

Here are some pictures of my aunt's basement wine cellar.