Cyber-Dogs

This place was on the top of my list of places to grub in Seattle. So half of The Shrine and I went to cram-jam some hoitdorgs down our face-sphincters. Courtland and Samantha shared the Wiener Dog Schnitzel and I grabbed one of those too. What I really wanted was the Chicago Style dog but they were out of the crap to make it with. I also ordered the Clam Chowder.


I hate trash talking places (actually I love it) but this place was really fucking up. Our food took 45 minutes to get to us and we happened to be the only people there. Apparently the health inspector was giving them crap, we just happened to be there at the same time. The lady working there was nice enough, but the service was inexcusable. The dogs were just Tofurkey dogs slathered in sauerkraut on a whole wheat bun, nothing to rave about. The clam chowder was awful. I added a crap ton of salt for FLAVOR until it finally became palatable. The "clams" were just Farfalle pasta and the chowder base was sweet soy milk. 


Harley ordered a Chilidog with Avocado and Ashton ordered a dog with vegetable. Harley gave me a bite of his dog and it was delicious. The vegetables on Ashton's dog were zucchini and some other crap. It looked pretty grode-mode.


I don't want to shit-talk too much so I'll give this place 2/5 plunges. 
Step-up your game Cyber-Dogs