Okay so this could quite possibly be the saltiest thing I have ever eaten. I did not add any salt to this, everything is straight out of the package.
I found these chips at the Safeway, they were on sale so I got them.
My dad tried them and said they taste like Doritos when Doritos first came out. I wouldn't know cause they came out in 1964. My dads balls probably didn't even produce semen back then. Dorito means little golden in bean if you weren't aware.
So pile down a FART-TON of chipz on a plate, grate an ASSLOAD of cheese on it and throw it in le ole microwave.
Fry a DICKLOAD of tofu and soyrizo.
Throw that crap on top and REVERSE BARF the whole fucking plate.
It would be wise to pound a gallon of Pepto at this point, trust me your butthole will thank you.
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