New York: Food Swings

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Back in New York gurbbin some of the best food I've eaten in a loooooooooooong time. Food Swings is the shit. I finally found a place that is worthy of the holy grail of ratings, THE FIVE PLUNGES!!!!

Man oh man, I'm so pumped about this place I can't even type. Fuck! I went here the first night I got back, now I'm heading over there again right now.

I got the chilidogs and buffalo wings, Jason got the poo-poo platter, Vanessa got the bacon and cheese potato wedges with some more buffalo wings and Morgan got some salad. We gangbanged the shit out of this food. Everything was going in every hole, didn't matter who's. All I can say is nothing here is sub-par, everything is fucking awesome This place is open late night too which rulzzz. Also, it's BYOBB. So yeah. Go there, now.

After Morgan, Vanessa, Jason and I reverse barfed all this garbage we went to the metal bar down the street and listened to Dio on repeat for 2 hours. Good fucking times and glad to be back in NEWWWW YOOORRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

5/5 PLUNGES



Food Swings
295 Grand St
(between Roebling St & Havemeyer St)
Brooklyn, NY 11211