This place must have showed up in the past year or so, I don't recall ever seeing or hearing about it. There used to be a little vegan cafe back in the day off of Bolsa near the railroad tracks that I swore was called Zen, but it may have been called something else. I remember it being owned by Wah Ching or the Asian Boyz or someone sketchy. THIS IS NOT THE SAME PLACE THOUGH.
Zen is you typical Vietnamese vegetarian restaurant with the exception of the Chinatown Express precooked sneeze-guard food. Since we parked in the 30 minute loading zone we went with the deli case food.
Bad choice.
This food was not hot, it was not even room temperature, in fact, I think they had an old, dead farting mummy underneath it attempting to keep it warm with its boner. Since I could not understand a WORD the lady was saying, I'm gonna take a wild guess at what we ordered.
Both Banessa and I got the 3 item combo plate with rite wice. I got the Whoopi Goldberg Dreads with Zombie Whale Dick and Dog Barf. Ness-ness also got the Dog Barf but with Terminator 2 Poop and Octopus Foreskin. Both plates were $5.99 with taxxx.
I'm not gonna be a total dick about this review but the food was pretty awful. I mean it may have possibly tasted good had it been warm, but it wasn't. The Terminator 2 Poop was literally the grossest thing I have put in my mouth in the past year (except maybe your mom's slop hole). The service was non-existent, in fact, they put us in the Crepe restaurant next door back in the Creep Corner. I hate giving bad reviews, but this place is definitely a 1.5 on the plunger scale.
My Zen advice, make your food taste better.
1.5/5 Plunges
Zen Vegetarian Restaurant
9325 Bolsa Ave
Westminster, CA 92683
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