Thursday, October 20, 2011

Two Boots Pizza Echo Park

So we just got back from a weekend cliff jumping trip to the Sierra National Forest. There was nothing to eat up there except pine cones and acorns so you can imagine how pissed off my stomach was. It was pretty late Sunday night and I wanted a pizza more than anything. I mean I would have huffed like 20 farts just to eat a slice. Every place around was closed except Two Boots.

This place is right next to The Echo, which sucks cause all the part time punxxx were standin out front being cooler than shit while I was waiting for my slices. I smoked a cigarette and exhaled slowly trying to be as bad-ass as possible. After ten minutes they came out with my slices.

Alright Two Boots, here is why you suck. I ordered the vegan slice called the "Earth Mother." First of all there is no cheese on this pizza. Why would you do this? If we wanted cheeseless pizza we would just order a regular pizza and ask for no cheese. Splurge the extra dollar and throw some Daiya on there. Secondly this pizza had way to much garlic on it. If you went down on a yeast infected dog after eating this pizza it would clear that shit up in like twenty minutes. Lastly they use frozen box spinach on this thing. You can tell cause it's all tangled up and dry as cat shit.

What did bring this pizza out of the craphole was the abundance of toppings and the thick Sicilian crust. It also comes with mushrooms, onions and bell peppers which the don't skimp on. The crust is super fluffy and fills you the fuck up. Oh and the chick working there was pretty hot.

3/5 Plunges











Two Boots Pizza
1818 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026-3227
(213) 413-2668

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