The staff behind the counter were all stoned out of their minds, either that or they are so high on hippy life that they cannot utter a coherent sentence. Nobody there knew anything, which made it difficult because I wanted my sammich vegan and I had to figure out on my own what ingredients were not vegan.
I got the Unchicken Sandwich. It came with a choice of spread, the chick asked me which one I wanted, I said "your thighs," she didn't get it. I got the Black Olive spread instead. Nesser ordered the Veggie Club.
My food was okay, I mean it was good but in that "love the one your with" sorta way. Like, you know when you don't really like someone, but they keep hanging out anyway for some stupid reason? Then like you start to find reasons to like them just because you have to. Well this sandwich was kinda like that. At the beginning, the soggy fake meat slush was not cuttin it, but by the end I wanted another one.
I had a bite of Nessas club. They burnt the bacon and it was a little too dry. I mean it was still good but not fantastic.
3/5 Plunges



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