Sadie's is a small place off Queens road. It took me a minute to find the place. I got in, sat down and the hottest waitress in the universe took my order. I wanted to go into the bathroom and pound off before I ate but I'm sure it would have been obvious with all the semen dripping from the ceiling.
I ordered the Tofu Scramble which came with potatoes, sausage, toast and a slice of watermelon. I threw the watermelon slice out the window and began scarfing down my feast. The scramble was tasty, it had sun-dried tomatoes in it. The potatoes were a little dry but I drenched them with hot sauce so they tasted pretty good. The sausage looks like it's Worthington brand canned snausage deep fried to sexual perfection. The toast was wheat.
The food was pretty standard for vegan diner garbage, but the price and portion made it totally worth it. I had to get a to-go box which sucked because the waitress probably thought I was a wimp for not eating all my food. Whatever, you can't win 'em all.
3.5/5 Plunges




Sadie's Diner
504 Adelaide Street West
Toronto, ON M5V 1T5
Canada
deep fried to sexual perfection ha ha ha!
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