VEGAN BUTTHOLE THANKSGIVING 2011

Sup culos and culas! This year I got to make thanksgiving dinner over at Vanessa America's house. I don't really celebrate this holiday because I hate white people, but it is always a good excuse to eat a fart-ton of food and drink till I pass out.

We made a feast of feasts. Morgan, Vanessa, Joel and I gorged until our bellies exploded. We probably pooped around 600 times between the four of us. It was awesome.

Food pictured (not in order):
Tofurky, Marsh Portatozes, Graavy, Enchiladidos, Sausage Stuffed Portadildo Mushrooms, Massaged Kale Salad, Bruzel Sprowtz and Turnips, Ranch Dip and Pumpkin Pie.