Orele jotos! It's been a couple of days so here it is, another racist, sexist, homophobic installment of Vegan Butthole Explosion. This time around a little place in Bed-Stuy called Black Swan gets the roast. I was with a couple of friends getting some drinks around the block from their house. I didn't want to leave but I couldn't stay at their house and pound off anymore.
We walked in, sat down and ordered foods and drinks. I got an order of the Veggie Empanadas and an overpriced beer. The empanadas came with a side of chipotle mayo sauze which is NOT vegan, so don't eat it. I was thoroughly impressed with the food. They were super greasy, crispy and flavorful. Since I could not eat the dipping sawse I had to drench them in either Tabasco or Cock Sauce, since I love cock I went with the Sriracha.
Empanadas rule. They are like giant greasy clams of deliciousness. The great thing about them is how indicative they are of Mexican culture. Instead of making a whole quiche, Mexicans get lazy halfway through and are like, "Fuck it holmes, just fold it in half and throw it in the oven and lets go drink some Budweiser."
3.5/5 Plunges
1048 Bedford Ave
(between Lafayette Ave & Clifton Pl)
Brooklyn, NY 11205
Neighborhood: Bedford Stuyvesant
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