CHIPPZZZZ

Okay so I'm officially broke as fuck. I been in NY for a month and a half and still don't have a fucking job. All my money is gone so I'm living off EBT. Pretty much every post on VBE will be an EBT post. I will be reviewing snacks and other corner store garbage that I have never before reverse barfed.

Up this round is Herr's Baby Back Rib Potato Chips. I found these chips for a dollar at the corner store next to Caridad's place. I was surprised to find that they are vegan. I couldn't wait till we got back to the apartment so I opened them on the street. Instantly the scent-farts wafted out like a 6000 year old genie in a bottle. The fart genie granted me three wishes. I should have wished the chips tasted good, instead I wished for peace on earth, animal liberation and a Bangbros password.

These chips taste like someone ate a pile of ribs, shit the bed, then wiped their ass with potato chips. I don't know how they BBQ in Pennsylvania, but they obviously use their butt for everything. I'm positive the BBQ sawze is made of butt, the chips definitely have butt in them and the packaging probably has a few butt flakes in it.

I would not recommend these chips to my worst enemy. Every bag should be thrown in a rocket ship and sent to the moon.

1/5 Plunges