This place is on the same street that GG Allin died. Which kinda explained why the dumplings tasted like blood and feces. JUST KIDDING. The food here is actually pretty good. They serve un-vegan dumplings and regular vegan ones. You can order them steamed or seared. I don't know what kind of lagger would choose steamed over fried, different strokes for different haWgs I guess.
We ordered 6 of the Veggie Dumplings seared and also got the Daily Surprise 2 which happened to be 4 Hijiki Burdock Vegan dumplings. We both got an order of Quinoa Soup as well. The dumplings were great. They tasted like rancid beef sponges wrapped in wet dog scrotum. The quinoa soup tasted like the remnants of a donkey bukkake party. All very tantalizing to a man with a delicate yet sophisticated palate.
After we finished cramming our food tubes we went to the elementary school and exposed ourselves to kids. LONG LIVE GG!!!
3/5 Plunges



Dumpling Man
100 Saint Marks Pl # B
New York, NY 10009-5817
man i thought this was going to be good bye when you left LA, but still massive entertainment!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah im still around. reppin from the other side of the country. tons of places to talk shit on out here, def looking forward to it.
ReplyDeletedude. there are like 19 million dumping places next to my house.
ReplyDeletebutt dumplings
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