DUMPling Man

Okay, so Ness Ness and I went to this place called Dumpling Man. As you can imagine they serve dumplings. Dumplings are not a huge thing in LA, in fact I can't think of a place that serves dumplings only. I mean there probably is but I never been 'cause they probably didn't have vegan dumplings.

This place is on the same street that GG Allin died. Which kinda explained why the dumplings tasted like blood and feces. JUST KIDDING. The food here is actually pretty good. They serve un-vegan dumplings and regular vegan ones. You can order them steamed or seared. I don't know what kind of lagger would choose steamed over fried, different strokes for different haWgs I guess.

We ordered 6 of the Veggie Dumplings seared and also got the Daily Surprise 2 which happened to be 4 Hijiki Burdock Vegan dumplings. We both got an order of Quinoa Soup as well. The dumplings were great. They tasted like rancid beef sponges wrapped in wet dog scrotum. The quinoa soup tasted like the remnants of a donkey bukkake party. All very tantalizing to a man with a delicate yet sophisticated palate.

After we finished cramming our food tubes we went to the elementary school and exposed ourselves to kids. LONG LIVE GG!!!

3/5 Plunges

Dumpling Man
100 Saint Marks Pl # B
New York, NY 10009-5817

(212) 505-2121