Life Cafe Nine 83

Okay, the other night Morgue and I got tanked at some crappy bar. It was pretty late and we needed to get our proper carb on. We walked across the street to Life Cafe and sat our drunk asses down.

After perusing the menu I ordered what I knew I was gonna order in the first place, the motherfucking nachos! Morgan had to order something healthy which sucked because she ended up eating half my nachos and I had to eat her gross fresh vegetables.

I got the Nachos and told them to make it fucking vegan. I'm pretty sure they used FYH or Daiya, I really can't remember because I was fucking annihilated. Apparently I got a side of gwak with it according to the photo. It really sucks dog balls blacking out and eating because I don't remember if it tasted good and if it did taste good I wont have the memory of how good it tasted. I don't recall what Mo-mo ate either but it looks like some sort of steamed vegetables with tofu. I know for a FACT that it had asparagus in it because my pee smelled wonderful when I woke up the next morning.

I'm gonna give this place a 3/5 Plunges based solely on the picture.

Life Cafe Nine 83
983 Flushing Ave
(between Bogart St & Central Ave)
Brooklyn, NY 11206