So I've been thinking about joining the Loving Hut cult. I will get to move to this sweet island in the middle of nowhere and pick beans. It seems pretty great. Maybe I can get a job editing those sweet fake news feeds that loop endlessly while I'm reverse barfing my fake-steak. There's gotta be a place for me on that island. If yall didn't know, Loving Hut is a corporate vegan franchise owned by the vegan Lord and savior THE SUPREME MASTER. She pays all her workers in love and kindness. What a great gal.
Caridad had to deposit some checks at her credit jewnion in the city so I tagged along cause she didn't want me masturbating in her house while she was gone. I suggested we get some butt-fuel at Loving Hut cause it's right next to the building.
Caridad got the Mac and Cheese Burger which is, in fact, not a burger. It is just mac and cheese with burger crumbs jizzled on top of it. I got the Cowboy Hero cause I watched Brokeback the night before. We split an order of the Happy DUMPlings.
Food was good, she liked it, I liked mine. A little cramped and cold in that place. Very sexy older woman giving me the stink eye in the corner. The wait staff is young and tender and on top of their shit.
4/5 Plunges
Loving Hut
348 7th Ave, New York City, New York 10001
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