Papacitos Brooklyn

Vanessa and I finally found a place to live so we went to Papacitos for some celebratory nachos. She told me beforehand that this place was in no way authentic Mexican food. She described it as hipster Mexican.

We split an order of nachos and got a couple drinks. The nachos were decent. It comes with cheese, beans, olives, salsa, sour cream, gwak and jalapenos. We got vegan cheese and sour cream and added seitan. They make their own chips too which is sweet.

Just like all other places in Greenpoint this place is staffed by knockout babe waitresses. I popped like 64 boners when I walked in. I don't know how New York can have so many babes concentrated in such little space. It's reaching critical mass and one day I'm gonna jizz so hard my cock explodes.

3.5/5 Plunges

Papacitos Brooklyn
999 Manhattan Ave
(between Huron St & Green St)
Brooklyn, NY 11222