Sunday, December 18, 2011

Ruben's Empanadas

Word up. The other day Nesser and I were dicking around SoHo, deep dicking in fact, not really. I was gonna meet up with Momo at Trader Joes but I had some time to kill. Nessa wanted empanadas and I was totally down because I love pandas. They are so cute and fuzzy and they love to eat bamboo all fucking day long. 


This place Ruben's has un-vegan empanadas and vegan ones too. We got the spinach one, the tofu one and the vegan chili one. All of them were awesome. Two of them were made with whole wheat which kinda sucked, but the other one was made with regular WHITE MAN flour. The bleach cleans away all the dirty browns from the flour making it taste PURE and ARYAN. Definitely a SUPERIOR empanada. We each drank a Modelo with our meal which helped wash down all the dirty mexican deliciousness. 

Okay I'm not gonna front. Three empanadas were not enough to satiate the appetites of this duo, so afterward we went down the street and ate some fucking sushi and drank more beers. It's really nice to find someone who can keep up with my food eating abilities. Nessy's a great Robin to my Batman, and she looks great in tights too ;)


4/5 Plunges









Ruben's Empanadas
505 Broome St 
New York NY 10013

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