Soy & Sake

This is the second time I've been to this place since I moved out here. The first time I was so freaking hungry I forgot to take pix. This time around Vanessa and I went in and ordered some soosh and nugz.


This place does all the fake meat sushis. The have some pretty sweet crap on the menu. Last time we got the Philadelphia Roll which is Soy Salmon, Scallions and Vegan Cheese. This time we got the Salmon Crunchy Roll, Bourbon Chicken Roll, Wonton Soup and Crispy Chicken Nuggets. We also got some drinx to keep our immune system on edge this winter. All of our food was top notch.


Sushi was invented by the Japanese back in the Renaissance because the white man came to their country and killed all the buffalo. Without their main source of protein, those crazy island orientals fashioned fishing poles out of bamboo and fishing line from panda hair. They quickly became adept and catching mackerel and trout which are abundant in the Mediterranean Sea. Back in the 3rd century the white man traded them rice seeds in exchange for hentai and Nintendo games. The Japanese used their superior math skills and added rice to the fish and created what history now calls sushi.


4/5 Plunges

Soy and Sake
47 7th Ave S
(at Commerce St)
New York, NY 10014