Friday, December 9, 2011

Zaytoons Fort Greene

Quick post. This place sucks. Bad service, mediocre food.

Imagine all the diapers from all the children that have ever existed, the seepage flowing into a giant vat of falafel mix. It is freeze-dried, packaged and sold to Mediterranean restaurants throughout the United States. The only place that buys it is Zaytoons. They let it sit out all day to ripen before they make a single falafel.

The fattoush salad tastes like the dust and crust from the vaginas of a thousand Mayan mummies. Yeah, something like that.

2/5 Plunges







Zaytoons
472 Myrtle Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11205

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