Fridgewich

So I have been super busy doing a billion things, hence the lack of updates. I got a job dog walking and puppy sitting, it is probably the most rewarding job I have ever had. I get the keys to apartments from rich people in Manhattan and take their little poo-machines on jaunts around the neighborhood. It is good exercise, I get to visit neighborhoods I normally would never go to and I get to play with puppies all day! Here is a pix of a little cutie named Mulberry, I get paid to tickle his belly.

Okay, back to the Foodening. I had a jizz-ton of food in the fridge and was hungover as dogballs. I decided to make a sammich with everything that was sandwich related. This was a triple decker deal that included Portabella Mushrooms, Carmelized Onions, Fried Tofu, Italian Deli Tofurkey Slices, Mozzarella Daiya, Tomatoes, Vaginaise and Mustard. I fried the crap out of the bellas and toufs, stacked it higher than a tweeker on Tuesday and reverse barfed the living fuck out of it. So next time you make a sandwich, make it as EXTREME as possible, no holds barred my friends.