Mary and I were watching television on the internet the other day and we ordered a feast to be delivered to our lazy asses. Although Vegetarian Ginger is less than a five minute walk from her place, we had to prove to the universe how fucking lazy we were by ordering delivery.
Here is the list of crap we got:
Scallion Pancakes
Sugar Cane Drumsticks
Vegi Wonton Soup
Szechuan Style Soy Protein
Soy Protein Lo Mein
We ate all this crap in under 6 minutes. I'm gonna start hosting vegan food eating contests. If you think you have what it takes then message me on here. I have a feeling I can eat faster, harder and more than you and I'm willing to wager on it.
Nutrition should always be a competition. The lord Jesus Christ will punish the weak and shower his praise upon the gluttonous. How can we call ourselves Americans if we can't eat better than everyone else? The fatter we get, the more space we have for Jesus in our heart. If you do not overeat you are a satanist, communist and a homosexual.
4/5 Plunges
Vegetarian Ginger
128 Montague St 2nd Floor
Brooklyn 11201
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