Sacred Chow Brunch

This is kind of a sad post. I am leaving New York so this will be the last post from here for who knows how long. My insatiable wanderlust has once again permeated every nerve ending in my body and I must be on the road. Expect posts from random places in the middle of nowhere in the coming months.

Nessa wanted to go to brunch on Saturday to get biscuits and gravy. The only place in town that serves vegan brunch with bisx and grav is in Greenwich Village. We rolled up hungry as cunts, ready to devour some vegan garbage.

Vanessa got the Biscuits and Gravy with a side of Collard Greens, I got the Italian Frittata and we both got Mimosas. Our dishes both came with a garden salad. The food was fucking awesome. The Biscuits were like light fluffy white 70's dog turds with crazy dog diarrhea gravy splattered all over them. They tasted like the Virgin Mary queefed down my throat. The Frittata, to my surprise, was not made out of Fritos. It is a vegan omlette made with tofu, Daiya and tomatoes. This thing was probably the best tasting thing I have had in my mouth since your mom's cooze.

According to Nesser the brunch is really the only good thing here. So brunch at Sacred Chow gets 4.5 out of 5 plunges.

Sacred Chow Address:
227 Sullivan St
Manhattan, New York 10012
(212) 337-0863