City O' City Denver

Orale pisas, in this installment of VBE I will review a place in Denver called City O City. We rolled up to the joint and the place was busy as hell. Morrissey took our names and we sat out front and drank a few sidewalk beers before we were seated.

Half the food on the menu is vegan, the other half, not vegan. I ordered the Fork and Knife sandwich. If any of you know me personally you would have guessed I was to order this. This dish is a pretzel resting on a bed of french fries, covered with meatloaf and greens and slathered in gravy. I have seen some exotic shit in my day, but this blew my fucking mind. My chub instantly went from caterpillar to Graboid.

Melissa ordered the Buffalo Seitan Wings which are deep fried seitan strips doused in hot wing sauze with a side of ranch. Lee ordered the BBQ Plate which is a rack of bbq tofu shaped like ribs with a side of Mac and Cheese and sauteed greens.

I got to try everyone's food and it all was barfalicious. My food had a hint of vanilla soy milk which I assumed they used in the gravy. It was barely noticeable but I'm deducting half a plunge for it. Other than that the wait staff was courteous and attentive, and the ambiance of frooty muscle-shirt clad hipsters kept the mood lively.

4/5 Plunges

City O' City
206 E. 13th Avenue
Denver, CO 80203