Adam's Mountain Cafe Manitou Springs, CO

So I'm not sure if this place burned down in the fire but I'm gonna go ahead and review it anyway. Back on our road trip Melissa and I stopped in Manitou Springs Colorado to play skee(t)ball and eat some natural garbage. We dropped in at Adam's Mountain Cafe ready to carb hard.

After waiting 30 minutes we were finally seated and ordered a couple beers while we perused the menu. I ordered the Vegetable Burrito sans cheddar and crema ácida. Melissa ordered a giant plate of un-vegan nachoz.

Now there is one thing you don't do to a manbear, and that is make him wait to eat. I get hella crankers if I don't reverse barf every 3 hours or so. After waiting a good 40 minutes our food was served to us.

Thank god this burrito was as big as my leg or else I would have flipped out on everyone. I should have figured it out when I saw the little signs on all the tables warning people that the food will take forever to make. My advice to you is go there when you are not too hungry, that way you won't freak the fuck out and slit throats cuz the food is taking too long.

3/5 Plunges

Adam's Mountain Cafe
934 Manitou Avenue # 102
Manitou Springs, CO 80829