Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Corner Pizzeria Eagle Rock

PIZZZZZZAAAAAA!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So the age old question has been asked, if you had to live the rest of your life without pizza or burritos, which would you choose? The paisa in me would say pizza, but the hairy dude in me says burritos. Honestly, if I had to live in a world without either I would kill myself.

Okay, I overheard Saehee talking about this new pizza place in Eagle Rock. Since it is only a 10 min drive from where I'm staying, Melissa and I headed over there for a last minute carb sesh. This place has vegan pizzas as well as unvegan ones, they also sell other crap for some god forsaken reason. Who would want to eat anything besides pizza at a pizzeria?

We were the last people in there before closing and I'm sure they were happy to see our faces. Melisser got a giant unvegan cheese slice and I ordered a LARGE sausage and daiya pie.

This pizza sucks. It's really heartbreaking when pizza sucks, like meeting your favorite actor or athlete and they're a huge dick to you. The crust tastes like the ceiling of an office building, you know that perforated white panel crap. The sause is mediocre and they don't put enough toppings on it. I still ate the whole fucking pie in under 3 minutes, but that's only cuz I'm part Ninja Turtle.

2/5 Plunges






Corner Pizzeria
2136 Colorado Blvd Unit B
Eagle Rock, CA 90041
323-255-8500

2 comments:

  1. try some fresh brothers pizza

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    1. http://www.veganbuttholeexplosion.com/2011/04/fresh-broz-pizza-poontang.html

      I need to go back there, some of the best pizza I had EVER.

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