1. Faggy yoga hippies who like raw kale and sprouts.
2. Junk food vegans who like hot dogs and sloppy joes.
This is the reason why they have 3 stars on Yelp. Half of the people hate the place cuz nothing is organic and the other half love the place cuz the food is greasy and awesome. I'm pretty sure by now you can tell what type of vegan I am.
This place is in the middle of nowhere and a little expensive, but the food is pretty decent. I got the Chicken Parmesan sandwich and Ryan got the California Chicken sammich. We also got an order of chips and gwak while we waited for our food.
The guac sucked bad, tasted like it was made by white people, oh yeah, IT WAS MADE BY WHITE PEOPLE. Pretty much the whitest dudes ever, one of them even had some shitty English accent. On the other hand the girl who brought us our food was amazingly hot, I would give her some of the ol' in-out in-out if you know what I'm getting at ;)
So guacamole and penetration aside, the rest of the food was
awesome/sick/dope/sweet/rad/bitchen/tits. My shit was 9 bux, but honestly it was the best 9 bux I ever spent. When I bit into my sandwich it felt like Jesus ejaculated down my throat. Later on that night I had a parmesan butt baby, ejaculate conception if you may. Ryan's shit was good, he didn't like it that much but that's cuz he leans slightly toward the frooty side of the vegan spRectrum.
Aside from the gwak mishap I give this place a solid 4/5 plunges. Enjoy it LBVE, you earned it!
2246 N Lakewood Blvd
Long Beach, CA 90815
(562) 986-5283
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