Thursday, July 12, 2012

Quintessence East Village

I was milking all the goodbye meals from my New York friends. Vanessa went ape shit and took us out to this crazy expensive raw place called Quintessence in the East Village. This is the type of place that I imagine yoga bitches eating at after a delightful stretch in the park.

We ordered the Ravioli's which were like little soggy tacos jizzled with pesto sawse, they were pretty fucking good. Then we got the Scallion Cheese Rolls which are basically mini nori burritos that exploded with flavor semen in our moufs. The last thing we got was some root vegetable soup thingy, it was dark and brown and tasted like dirt, but the good kind of dirt, the dirt that sells for like 300 bux a pound in Japan.

Raw food is definitely not my deal, especially EXPENSIVE raw food, but this place was actually good. I wanted to reverse barf like 20 more of those raliovies but we would have walked away with a $200 bill.

Afterward we walked over to Lulu's Apothecary and got a cup of Cake Batter iced cream. It tasted like Playdough.

4/5 Plunges









Quintessence
263 E 10th Street
East Village, NYC

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