Monday, September 10, 2012

Healthy Junk Anaheim

Word up assbutts. I been staying in Orange County the past few days cuz I'm leaving to Europe on Wednesday for a month. My mom wanted to take me out to lunch before I left so I suggested this place called Healthy Junk. What's weird about this place is it's located right across the street from the civic center where I grew up skateboarding. We used to bust fat pop shove-its and 180s down the 3 stairs and grind the fuck out of the ledges at the doughnut shop. Fast-forward 20 years and the place is all boo-gee and gentrified.

Healthy Junk sits in an open air cafe area along with 2 other reverse barferies. I can't help but think this place has been stalking this website, stealing my recipes along with my vernacular. They serve a bunch of vegan crap similar to Native Foods, but their food is distinctly different. I ordered the Fish Tacos which came with a side of black beans and my mother ordered the Classic Burger with cheese and a side of fries.

Both of our foods were cunt-cramming delicious. The fish tacos are basically what I make at home but they deep fry the fish instead of pan-fry it. I'm not sure what kind of burger patty they use but whatever they do to it makes my cock explode with fuck juice.

After we cram-jammed we went to my grandmothers house where I played with my cat and took a nap.

4/5 Plunges







Healthy Junk
01Ctr St Promenade
Unit B
Anaheim, CA 92805

Friday, September 7, 2012

Veggie's Delight Co Artesia

POOP FART BUTTS NARDS The other day Vanessa picked me up from Melissa's place to take me to my mother's house. On the way back we were gonna stop at Vegi Wokery to get some food. While exiting the freeway I Yelped "vegan" in the area and Veggies Delight Co popped up. I was like sakjfgbajshfbgajhsfbg WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE? So we drove over to check it out.

This spot is pretty hard to find. The building looks like a drug front, the sign is not in english and it' faces 166th St. which is random as hell. THIS PLACE IS NOT A RESTAURANT. They have refrigerated dishes and, around lunch time, they make hot meals for sale to go. As you can imagine from the name and location, they serve asian food. The one good thing about this place is the prices. You get fake meat meals for $2.95 each. Granted they are cold as hell and need a crap ton of soy saWze, they are still worth it. Van and I grabbed the warm Chow Mein lunch, the Sliced Vege Chicken, Satay Vege Chicken and Fried Vege Anchovy. Everything was delicious except the anchovy, idk why they would call this crap anchovy but it definitely was not even close to what I remember anchovies tasting like. I can best describe these things as tootsie rolls wrapped in seaweed. Definitely barf city.

We got our food and took it to some sketchy park down the street in Norwalk. We had a picnic while cholos played handball and little paisas rode around screaming on their stolen bikes.

3/5 Plunges











Veggie's Delight Co
11736 E 166th St
Artesia, CA 90701