Healthy Junk Anaheim

Word up assbutts. I been staying in Orange County the past few days cuz I'm leaving to Europe on Wednesday for a month. My mom wanted to take me out to lunch before I left so I suggested this place called Healthy Junk. What's weird about this place is it's located right across the street from the civic center where I grew up skateboarding. We used to bust fat pop shove-its and 180s down the 3 stairs and grind the fuck out of the ledges at the doughnut shop. Fast-forward 20 years and the place is all boo-gee and gentrified.

Healthy Junk sits in an open air cafe area along with 2 other reverse barferies. I can't help but think this place has been stalking this website, stealing my recipes along with my vernacular. They serve a bunch of vegan crap similar to Native Foods, but their food is distinctly different. I ordered the Fish Tacos which came with a side of black beans and my mother ordered the Classic Burger with cheese and a side of fries.

Both of our foods were cunt-cramming delicious. The fish tacos are basically what I make at home but they deep fry the fish instead of pan-fry it. I'm not sure what kind of burger patty they use but whatever they do to it makes my cock explode with fuck juice.

After we cram-jammed we went to my grandmothers house where I played with my cat and took a nap.

4/5 Plunges

Healthy Junk
01Ctr St Promenade
Unit B
Anaheim, CA 92805