Okay, much better. Last night I had some champagne and it's pressure washing my insides right now. The dude at the corner store is getting rich selling me tp at a buck a roll. Alright, feces aside, here is the review of Peach and Pear Cafe in Leeds.
So this was the third night of The Shrine European Tour 2012 and I didn't get much to eat the first few days. Being vegan in the United Kingdom sucks dogballs. I'm pretty sure you all know the reputation English food has, it is almost as horrible as their teeth. I wasn't expecting the best food in the universe walking into Peach and Pear but I was expecting something better than potato chips and peanuts... wishful thinking.
I ordered the Thai Vegan Burger which is, essentially, a burger patty with lettuce and a tofu slice on top. What made it "Thai" was the addition of a tomato and cucumber slice and some Thai chili sauze. It also came with fries. I walked back to the venue and ate in the dressing room.
I want to all caps the next phrase, WORST BURGER EVER. This burger tasted like the cook boiled some hot dogs and used the hot dog flavored water to fry the burger in. The texture was akin to eating the insoles from an old pair of Converse, I imagine pitbulls having a hard time chewing through this thing. Not only did it taste horrible, I was cursed with hot dog flavored burps the rest of the night, which made it difficult to spit game. The fries, or "chips" as they call them out there, were actually pretty good, but not good enough to make up for that travesty of a burger.
If, for some nutsack reason, you are stuck in the shit-pit of West Yorkshire named Leeds, please god please do not eat at this fart-shack. Go get some thai food or some ching-chong chineeee takeaway. I'm surprised my future butthole didn't time travel 6 hours back in time to tell me not to eat here.
1/5 Plunges
Peach and Pear Cafe
92 Brudenell Road
Leeds, LS6 1EG, United Kingdom
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