Hermans Tradgardscafe Stockholm, Sweden

So we stayed the night at some random 19 year old girls parent's house that we met at the skatepark and around 11am her mom kicked us out for stinking up the place. The rest of the band took off to go meAt up on foreign sausage while Jeff Murray and I cruised over to this vegan cafe along the shore.

We walked into this place and there were a billion moms and children eating all loud, smacking their lips, chewing with their mouths open and dumping bowls of spaghetti on their heads. I was not too hungover so I could deal with this bullcrap, but I was still cranky too see that many children in one place. Restaurants should be for single people who want to face-cram and perv out on other people face-cramming, not for families who have kitchens at home to cook their shitty food. If I ever open a restaurant there will be a huge sign saying NO CHILDREN and if some little shithead crumb-cruncher rolls up thinking he's gonna eat in my place I'll kick his ass and play "You Got Another Thing Coming" or "Give 'em the Boot" or some song he won't know cuz hes too young and retarded to have heard good music

This place is 100% vegetarian and the day I was there all the food was vegan. I think some days they only have vegan food and others they serve dairy/cow squirts. The place is an all-you-can-eat brunch type thingy with some of the best food I had in all of Europe. They have this vegan Shepherds Pie which made my cock explode, I went back for quadruples. All the other food was decent but that pie man, dang, I wish I had some right now. After we ate I had to shit uncontrollably so I went upstairs to show Sweden how we Americans get down on the plumbing, and yeah, I clogged it.

4/5 Plunges

Hermans Vegetariska Restaurang & Trädgårdscafé
Fjällgatan 23B 116 28
Stockholm, Sweden 08-643 94 80