Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Noble Pie Reno

Sup bungholers, this post is about a pizza place in Reno Nevada called Nobel Pie. Melissa and I were stuck in Reno cuz of some shitty storm so we found a room at the Flamingo Motel in the sketchiest part of town. Since we were naked within the first 2 minutes of entering the room we chose to order pizza delivery so we wouldn't have to put clothes on. I looked up "Vegan Pizza" on yelp and Noble Pie was the first result.

This review is for delivery, we actually never went inside the restaurant. I can imagine a billion old drunk dads watching football while their fat wives and farty children sit around cramming their faces with oversized cheese triangles.

The delivery guy banged on the door 40 minutes after we ordered, I scrambled to put on some chonies before I answered. He was definitely freaked out, not at the sight of a super sexy naked hairy gorilla-man, but about having to deliver to a sketchy ass motel in rapetown.

This place serves unvegan pizzas with the option of daiya for an added fee. I ordered the PB and J which consists of Pineapple, Sweet Basil, Jalapeno and Roasted Garlic. I figured since Melissa would be swallowing my thick frothy load that night, I should make it taste sweet, yet spicy and definitely GARLICKY. The pizza was pretty good. They put on a good amount of daiya and the garlic was actually roasted all the way through. We found out the next morning that the motel got robbed but we were too busy drinking bourbon and eating pizza to care.

3/5 Plunges






PFPCo. Noble Pie Parlor
239 West 2nd Street
Reno, NV 89501
(775) 622-9222

2 comments:

  1. i think we should have gotten a extra bump to 4/5* for not making your buttholes explode . . .

    or did they?

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    1. I am steadfast with my rating, and yes, Daiya makes my b-hole erupt.

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