So, while we were in Oahu we spent a day hanging out with Amy. Our original plan was to go to this vegan Dim Sum place, but when we got there a sign on the door read, "Out of business, go eat some ching-chong food somewhere else." We got back in the car and drove across town to Kaimuki to try out this Caribbean spot. Apparently Amy eats there all the time so she knew how to get there pretty fast. We arrived around 3 o'clock and the hostess wouldn't sit us, she said they were switching over to the dinner menu. I found it very suspicious that a large family of BLACK people were seated enjoying their lunch while us single WHITE young adults, well white and asian and mexican, were not allowed to be seated. I'm not one to read into things like this, so I'll leave it at that. The lady did allow us to order food to-go so we did that and drove to a park by the beach to eat lunch.
Melissa got the Jamaican Ital Stew which is a bunch of vegetables mixed with curry and coconut sawce, I got the Tofu Delight which is tofu and vegetables with a tomato coconut sauce. Both items came with rice and bread. Amy got some shredded animal carcass cuz her taste buds are more important than the livelihood of this planet.
Both mine and Melissa's food was outstanding. The only way I can describe how good it made me feel would be something similar to a gay dudes first bukkake party. The spices were all dead on, it was salty but not too salty and the tofu was the perfect texture. After we ate Amy took off and Melissa and I went to some super shady bar called The Hideaway. We drank some shitty beers, got propositioned into a 3 way and smoked crack in the alley. All in all a good day.
This spot gets 3/5 Plunges only because they wouldn't seat us. Next time you see vegans coming into your restaurant you better seat them or else they will talk shit on you on the interneck.



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