Melissa and I were headed up to Portland to visit my family and friends and we stopped in the bay for dinner and to avoid traffic. I love Long Life cuz they are basically a vegan Chinatown Express but charge 7 bux a dish instead of a dollar. The food is of the same quality- greasy, over-salted meat chunks with a ton of flavor juices that fill you up for about 20 minutes then you are hungry again.
Melissa got the Lemon Vegi-Chicken, I got the Long Life Vegi Pork and we split an order of fried Wontons, all worthy of a back alley stroke session behind a dumpster. I'm not a biologist, but somehow delicious food pumps my balls full of an ungodly amount of frothy sperm and after I eat I immediately have to pound my meat or else my sack will turn black from lack of blood circulation. Maybe I should go see a doctor, but I'm pretty sure he will tell me to stop eating delicious food. Whatever.
4/5 Plunges




Long Life Vegi
2129 University Ave
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 845-6072
thanks for sharing your story... the food seems very delicious and mouthwatering. I know how it feels when you have a good meal in front of you.:)
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