Sunday, June 15, 2014

Town Pizza Highland Park

Just got back from this place. Sunday night 7pm and the line was out the door. No more wiggers and esses like Italianos used to be, straight beards and moustaches like a gentrified neighborhood should look. I got the VEGAN slice, it has Daiya on it. I love spots that slather their vegan pizza in that shit. Other places have "vegan" slices and they are just cheeseless cardboard triangles that taste like dog balls, this place has the real deal.

I for one enjoy the gentrification, I'm half mexican but full vegan. So stoked to have a vegan pizza place within walking distance. With a line out the fucking door they are already doing better business than Italianos and they haven't even been open for a week. Also hot chicks working there are a plus, they can take my order anytime, if you know what I mean ;)

They sell pizza by the slice and they have more than one vegan option, they obviously know how to get my attention.

5/5 Plunges




Town Pizza
5101 York Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90042

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Vegan Pizza Garden Grove

Sup pimps, playas and hustlas? Tonight I will review a place in Garbage Grove called Vegan Pizza. Of course most of you know that vegan pizza is my favorite thing in the universe; better than blowjobs, better than heroin, even better than taking that first huge dump when you wake up in the morning. So why does a place called Vegan Pizza exist in the city I grew up in? Because the world is a fucked up place. If this place was around when I was a teenager I would have single-handedly made them billionaires. I used to drink 40s in the drainage ditch right down the street from this place, I even got arrested for truancy right on the corner of Chapman and West. Going back to this area brought back some serious memories.

As for the food, well they have all the crap you would get at a carnival: corn dogs, pizza, buffalo wings, burgers. I wanted to order everything on the menu but I didn't want to look like King Chub, so I got a corn dog, the buffalo wings and a snausage n cheese calzone. The cron dog was great, just like I remember them, warm, thick, salty, veiny and full of semen. The buffalo wings were a disappointment, they were just regular Gardein frozen chicken wings with a side of hot sauze. The calzone on the other hand was heaven on earth. It's like Jesus came down, touched my penis and gave me an exquisitely huge boner for 7 days and 7 nights. When I die bury me with a calzone and a bottle of Evan Williams. Great food and the price is decently cheap.
3/5 Plunges.
 





Vegan Pizza
12022 Chapman Ave
Garden Grove, CA 92840
(714) 750-8686