Double Western Bacon Cheese Burger

Oh hells yes, this was made and devoured behind your back. You had no idea. Imagine eating the best burger you have ever eaten in your life, but you didn't get to eat it, cause I fucking ate it and you had no idea it existed.

This behemoth consists of one patty Trader Joe's Organic Tofu Veggie Burger and one Morning Star Vegan Burger. I will punch anyone in the face if they say that Morning Star Veggie Burgers are not the best veggie burgers on the market. Yes Morning Star has gone downhill since they got bought out by the Corn King, but the one good thing they have left on their menu is the veggie burger.

Grill both burgers, throw a single slice of Tofutti Oil American Fake Cheddar Deliciousness on one of the patties. Fry some bacon. Then cook up some onion rings and cut an avocado, cut a fart too while you're at it. Pile all of that crap on a bun. Add Vag-enaise, mustard and BB-Jew sauce. Attempt to open your mouth like a pit viper and reverse barf it. Oh and eat about 2lbs of home fries and some Tecate's with it. Try to finish it all before you crap your pants.